When I heard the expected news about Darrelle Revis’s status this morning via Rex Ryan’s press conference, I think I might have let out an Annie Edison gasp or three …

Ugh. Today sucks.

The Jets barely won over a miserable Dolphins team, Darrelle Revis is most likely done for the year, and we need something to get positive about … that’s why I am creating an edict for all Jets fans giving you the freedom to TREAT YO SELF.