Caption Contest: Bellore’s bristles

Sorry folks, but this picture was too good to wait for the next social media roundup.

Here’s Jets linebacker and special teams ace Nick Bellore … well … just look for yourself and please please please come up with a caption.




36 comments
Joey Buckets
Joey Buckets

What if Grace Jones and Burt Reynolds had a baby.....

Ceifus Hornswoggle
Ceifus Hornswoggle

Nick Bellore was arrested early this morning, charged with resisting arrest and eating pubic hair.

lamjones
lamjones

I arrest you in the name of the law...


Where is my Surete Scotland Yard type Mackintosh?


and finally;


I am not your ordinary, run of the mill transvestite!

coryv
coryv

"I'm pretty sure there's more to life then being really, really, ridiculously good looking.  And I plan on finding out what that is" 

UncleJoesJetFarm
UncleJoesJetFarm

"It does not take a rocket scientist to realize that Smith's development will have a domino effect on the success of the rest of the team. If Smith is successful in 2014, not only will the Jets stand a good chance of going to the playoffs, but Ryan will also prove that he is capable of fielding a winning offense when provided the correct pieces." See below link.

elmoron
elmoron

Sooo, tell me again Tom, why are you in my apartment holding that playbook?

odovacer
odovacer

"Does this mustache make my lips look fat?"

Tequila Joe
Tequila Joe

Coming soon to a stadium near you...The War-Mineral!!!

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rock316nyj
rock316nyj

Which way to the nearest playground?

Pat d
Pat d

"I'm not g@y, not that there is anything wrong with that"

bradysucks
bradysucks

Decker told me that if I make the pro bowl I can grow a real beard and let my hair grow out like a real caveman...He said that maybe I'll even get a real contract from Woody!."

a57se
a57se

WTF???

How'd my FOREHEAD get so BIG???

Alec Wilson
Alec Wilson

caterpillar on his lip, tribble on his head, I really don't want to know the things they're getting up to @Jets Drive

Monty
Monty

uhm Im sorry this stall is taken..dude dude.. occupado. I dont know what you think this is..

Monty
Monty

easy come easy go will you let me go

Monty
Monty

fat bottomed girls you make my rocking world go round

Monty
Monty

another one bites the dust

bob
bob

Sorry I cant make it today. My sisters friends mothers grandpa' brothers grandson uncles fish died and yes it was tragic

Joseph Koll
Joseph Koll

"My whole body is an engine. This is a fireplug [makes a fist]."

bob
bob

After tuesday even the calender goes.  W T F.

juunit
juunit

Nobody f***s with the Jesus.

Pete 57
Pete 57

Selfie? Yeah I got this.