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Ceifus Hornswoggle
Ceifus Hornswoggle

Name the Jets perp arrested for the following:


Misdemeanor assault and battery (with a baseball bat!)

Public masturbation

Shooting self in leg

Dog fighting

Outstanding traffic warrants

Wife beating

Swinging at a man and hitting a woman

DUI while catching with face mask

Assault rifle and ammo outside Giants stadium

Ceifus Hornswoggle
Ceifus Hornswoggle

I just got in a fist fight with Jose Canseco in the Ralph's parking lot.  I'm at my computer.  He's in a coma.

jsadolph
jsadolph

OT.  Everytime I read Bob the Dog's posts I have the voice of Foghorn Leghorn in my head. 

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se I know one of the less obvious ones is Moss who I believe had 10 in 2003.  Walker obviously did it in 1986 (12 in total IIRC).

Bent
Bent moderator

@Ceifus Hornswoggle Mike Goodson is guilty of all these things and that's just today 


- Hank'd

williamg1
williamg1

@a57se If you're including the coming season, I'm assuming the sixth is Sheldon Richardson. 

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se Haha, I know why you've asked this one.  Five are really obvious and one is a little out there.  I'll let someone else come up with it.

Brendan
Brendan

@williamg1 No offense to Gabriel, but Ann Coulter just threw her foot-long on the table and dared anyone to beat it with her latest abomination. 

bob
bob

@a57se 

The  Mets Yankees Rangers Knicks Islanders Devels  and da Giants?

Brendan
Brendan

@a57se Lions, Bungals, Browns, Cards, Bucs, Texans. Not sure about the other *one

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se


Falcons, Bucs, Bengals

Ravens, Saints, Jags, Titans

Cardinals, Rams, Panthers, Cardinals, Texans

Brendan
Brendan

@a57se The last one is Damien Robinson. He showed up at Giants Stadium with an assault rifle in his trunk once. 

bob
bob

@a57se 

Wow I loved Wesley Walker he allways will be one of my favorite Jets.

jsadolph
jsadolph

@a57se 

no. 1 1434  Toon

no. 2 1264 Crebet

no. 3 1189   Johnson

no. 4 1176   Coles

no. 5 1170   Boss Hogg

no. 6 1169   J. B Shugarts

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se I'm enough of a nerd that I do recognize most of these numbers and can probably work out the rest by a process of elimination.  I'll let someone else have a shot though.

Brendan
Brendan

@Bent Cotch Rocket, Coles, Toon, Keyshawn, Wayno Insane-o and....


Richie Anderson! 

williamg1
williamg1

@Brendan @williamg1 Apparently soccer isn't "American" enough for her. 


Nothing more American than baseball, right? Well, 28% of players on opening day MLB rosters in 2013 were foreign-born. I wonder how that makes her feel?

Brendan
Brendan

@bob Haha oh man, Bob. I'm laughing to keep from crying. 

Bent
Bent moderator

@Brendan Gotta be the Jags and/or Panthers, surely?

Brendan
Brendan

@Ceifus Hornswoggle Show me where it says that in the Constitution! Hell, in Texas they're fighting for their right to execute dead people. 

Brendan
Brendan

@a57se If you use Hunts you're siding with the terrorists. 

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se @Bent It's one of them things that if you didn't already know, you'll take ages to guess it.

Brendan
Brendan

@Bent Yep. It's so outrageous that the network she works for (FoxNews) has people mocking her and poking fun at it. 

jsadolph
jsadolph

@a57se 

Or 19-0 for the next 4 seasons.


Edit: I just re-read the REGULAR SEASON Part.  I guest it will take a few games over 4 seasons at ONLY 16-0.  But with Goodells help we may be able to get it in under 4 seasons.

Brendan
Brendan

@Bent Jags and Panthers have had bad years, but they've also had really good ones (Carolina moreso). I could see Carolina being better than the Jets, at least. 

Pablo Bruno
Pablo Bruno

@a57se @bob Ken O'brien wasn't bad, he was always underated, if he had a better line, I'm sure we would be talking about him in the same breath with Dan Marino.

bob
bob

@a57se @bob 

Oh bummer I know or Bret Favre. Close but no cigar. I say awe shucks,

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se @Bent Interestingly these don't represent the top six seasons in terms of yardage in Jets history, just the best season for each of the top six guys.  The guy at number one also had the 2nd, 3rd and 5th best season in terms of receiving yards.  Nobody else's second best season was in the top 10.

Brendan
Brendan

@jsadolph It gets in the way of posting, don't worry about it. 

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se Wait a minute though...


Do the Ravens assume the Browns results?


Or did the Browns assume the pre-Ravens Browns results?


What about Oilers/Titans?


Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se Interesting to see how far New England have moved up over the last 12 years.  I bet they'd have been below us.

jsadolph
jsadolph

@Brendan @jsadolph  True, I was thinking more of the other 3. 


Could be the AFC West.  The Raiders and Chiefs good years may out weigh their bad ones, but it would be close. 

Brendan
Brendan

@a57se Two? So one of the teams I guessed is wrong? 

jsadolph
jsadolph

@a57se @jsadolph 

We haven't lost in over 6 months.  What's to say we can't keep the streak going.

Brendan
Brendan

@Bent I x'd out of the window by accident as I was typing them. They were AWFUL for so long, I think that's gotta be one. 

Bent
Bent moderator

@Brendan @a57se Browns has to be wrong - haven't they won a ton of titles in the pre-SB years?

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se @Bent Art Powell right?


No, I don't remember him, but I've read up on him since.

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se @Bent I had thought the Ravens actually assumed their identity temporarily (after all, they did take on their roster and front office staff) but then they retroactively changed that.  Maybe that's how it was (wrongly, I guess) reported over here at the time.

Brendan
Brendan

@Bent I wasn't counting those pre-SB years, to be honest. Factoring those in they're definitely not on the list. 

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se So no Panthers or Jags, but I was right about the Saints rather than the Browns.

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se Brendan got like five right.  Right?

Brendan
Brendan

@Bent 5 out of 6 I posted were on there. You got the Saints, so we were at 6, but none of us thought of Atlanta. 

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se Look at the state of the NFC South!  


Three of the four worst teams and the only one who isn't down there is Carolina, who I assume are hovering around .500 at best.

Bent
Bent moderator

@a57se @Bent Well, the law of averages suggests that HAS to get better!